Dear Eyes,

I know you don't like the pollen. But we've been here nearly 4 months, and I think it's about time you let me wear my contacts without extreme discomfort or feeling like my eyes are on fire. I can rock a funky cool in my glasses, but I'd like to return to feeling more like a predator, and less like a stalker.

It's difficult to make flirty eye contact behind a windshield. :/

Sincerely, A girl who should really be studying for a plant ffd quiz, but felt that you should know about my feelings. :D